Don't talk too loud while out in public

This still cracks me up. Today, while walking through the hallway and in the process of passing a girl who was in front of me, she told her friend next to her "I'm celibate!" What 0_o? Hahahaha, now I don't care what you think about celibacy or what you do, but c'mon, keep that stuff to yourself. I had to hurry out of there so as to not bust an organ laughing at the poor girl. 

BTW, based on a quick glimpse while trying to move along, she looked kinda dumpy, even by law school standards. Perhaps that played a part in why she proclaimed her current celibate state of affairs?